Air Max 90's: The FORNICATORS

In yet another first for the world’s premier athletic footwear manufacturer, Nike announced Tuesday the nationwide launch of the Air Fornicator, a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance. According to a Nike press release, the Air Fornicator’s cutting-edge support system creates maximum foot stability, which in turn improves coital alignment, increases clitoral stimulation, and deepens penetration. The revolutionary mid-sole component reportedly works to adapt to the user’s pelvic motions and cushions the overall shock of repetitive grinding.
Retailing for $175, the Air Fornicator will be available in high-tops and low-tops and in a variety of passion-inducing colorways.

Info Via: Sneaker Me Stupid

NIke SB HALO Dunks

Here is another premium collaboration from L.A. skate shop Brooklyn Projects, as they have teamed up with Nike SB to release the Halo Dunk Low. Halo refers to the official color scheme on the shoe, which is Halo/Zitron, but I would argue that it’s the six different colors on the upper of this sneaker and a gum outer sole that actually bring all the colors together. Look out for these bad mama-jamas to drop at skate shops near you. Or check HERE

Nike Dunks for the LADIES.... but i'd rock'em

Nike has some nice new additions for the women’s Premium Dunk line. Focusing on sharp, spring-toned colors, the focus is in the use of light-green. Features a fiber-optical illumination and Nike’s Zoom Air cushioning. Now available over-seas, but can be copped HERE.

Are those... AIR YEEEEEZZZZZYs!?

The Zoom Kobe IV iD is becoming available in a couple days. Promo: Nike has a funny lil commercial with Mike Epps and DJ AM. The commercial also feat. some dope sneakers on the sly.
A pair of the Entourage Air Force 1s, aaand even a pair of Air Yeezys (Their SECOND cameo in Nikes line of commercials this year.) Of course the Zoom Kobe IV iD makes an appearance as well.

*Honestly, I'm not even a fan, but the hype of these has gotten pretty nuts... so I've become kinda siked.