Sunday, January 4, 2009

... fa real FaReal??


A South Philly native (James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29) is being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations after shooting a man (WHO WAS WITH HIS SON!) in the movies on Christmas Day.
According to the police, James was upset by them talking during the movie. He apparently tried to quiet the family (who were sitting in front of him) by the old "shhh" method followed by telling them to be quiet. When that didn’t work, he reverted to throwing popcorn at the son! At that time the father got up to protect them, and that's when the victim was shot once in the arm. After shooting the man, James sat back down to finish watching the movie...? Philly ain't no joke!


Quick run down of who these silly officials are: Trade group that represents the U.S. recording industry. They oppose unauthorized file sharing of its music. THAT'S RIGHT... they SUE you for $750 PER SONG you illegally share (knowingly or unintentionally). But at the beginning of this new year, they kicked off their new policy: instead of suing people who cant even afford a cd, they will now contact your internet company, and have your internet suspended. The RIAA has recently sued a defenseless 19-year-old girl, who is CHRONICALLY ILL, for $8000! She had TEN songs. TEN SONGS!!?
I'M SORRY ARTISTS. ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS PROMOTE YOUR MUSIC. NOT STEEEAL FROM YOU. Damn.
They should be paying ME! I market their music to a group of individuals I believe would enjoy it. What else do you want!

"His wife threw a cup of methylated spirits on his genitals, and set him on fire with a candle..."

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